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Royal-pains

He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.

Evan [of Hank and Divya]

Stupid body!

Evan

Not everyone gets to live their dream, shot even for a short time.

Jill

You guys must be really good friends.

Homer[to Evan and Divya]

It is so cute that you get hives when you're scared. I kind of love it.

Paige [to Evan]

I'm not refusing because they're not asking which means that this is a fight about nothing.

Hank

Why are you talking like that? Are you stalking matt Lauer?

Hank

So two birds, one Today-show-sized bird.

Evan

Now I realize you're not crazy, you're fearless.

Hank
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