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Royal-pains

Raj: Why are you dressed like that?
Jill: Like what?

Who drinks bloody mary's at night.

Evan

So are you gonna kiss me or are you gonna wait twenty years.

Emily

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.

Emily

Jill: I don't want to be a downer, but they're not going to let us in there.
Divya: Why not?
Jill: Because we are dressed like mothers.

Aristotle: Where to ladies?
Jill: Wherever people go for a good time.

Evan: I just had a brain storm.
Hank: I didn't know a brain storm could happen in a vacuum.

Are you going to a tea or a funeral?

Evan

Hank: It's hardly fair to judge the guy, we hardly know him.
Evan: That's when I do my best judging.

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