Royal Pains

Royal Pains Quotes (Page 5)

Season 4 Episode 6: "About Face"

Divya: I don't think he fell in. His injuries aren't consistent.....
 • Rating: Unrated

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 5: "You Give Love a Bad Name"

Hank: They just asked questions that I have no answers to.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Harper: Less a heart date, more a blind side.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Evan: Paige went rogue.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Divya: I would have had the same thought if you'd let me complete it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Evan: It's like the poppy filed from the Wizard of Oz in here, Divya!
 • Rating: Unrated

Boris: These are dangerous people, Hank. They do dangerous things.
 • Rating: Unrated

Evan: You're going to school to follow your dreams. Not your dad's, not your mom's, not mine.
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Divya: I don't need a man to be happy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Katdare: I have never been in love. I hope at my age you cannot say the same thing.
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Hank [to Evan]: I'm so impressed by what you do. I am so proud to be your partner, and you brother.
Evan: I think I really needed to hear that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: If I am going to work with you, and I need to know whether or not it's going to put me in the middle of something I don't believe in.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 4: "Dawn of the Med"

Hank: I now you're already dead, but just in case.
 • Rating: Unrated

Divya's Mom: I have been stopping by.
Divya: You have been stalking me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Boris: Your past cannot be shed off like snakes skin, Mr. Lawson.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: It's locked.
Evan: Do NOT be messing with me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: He's a real life zombie......that dabbles in cannibalism.
Evan: How do you DABBLE IN cannibalism, with a spoon?
 • Rating: Unrated

Eddie R.: Well, looks like HankMed is back from the dead.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: To the return of the living HankMed.
 • Rating: Unrated

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