With Boris, nothing is as simple as it seems. The last thing I want is to be sucked into a hospital bureaucracy.

Hank

I have decided to settle in the Hamptons for good.

Boris

It's not you fault I fell for you.

Jeremiah

No hits on our Facebook, Twitter and instagram accounts.

Evan

Maybe your relationship can grow back stronger where it was broken.

Jeremiah

Chase, people can change.

Divya

Do you have Ovaltine?

Jeremiah

You're family, you don't have to make anything up to us.

Paige

I don't know why. Women confuse me.

Jeremiah

You know what? I feel like sometimes you're not listening to me.

Evan

I am done. Goodbye, Ray.

Evan

Those snarks are about to get harpooned. Up high!

Evan

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan