Samantha Who? "The Girlfriend" Quotes
Dena: Hello? Sam?
Regina: She's not here!
Dena: Oh.
Regina: She's probably in a meeting of Daughters Who Refuse to Do One Thing to Please Their Mothers club.
Dena: Oh OK. Well, maybe I'll go find her there.
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Samantha: That's purple ink! That's what that is. That is the same color of ink that we find on your little Fuzzy.
Todd: Chloe?
Chloe: Alright, yeah, I did it. I just felt threatened by her because she is so beautiful and smart.
Samantha: So not true! Oh, wait, thank you.
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Samantha: (to Frank) Andrea's bringing me something to wear. But thank you for the coat. I'm sorry if it smells like perfume. Hey, you know, I could write a note to your wife and tell her we didn't have sex.
Frank: Oh yes, thank you. I think she'd like that.
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Samantha: OK class, a quick review. Muscle memory. Very helpful in remembering things you forgot. But here's the thing -- the heart is also a muscle. Fortunately, the heart remembers most strongly the people who will always love you, no matter what.
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Samantha: I know that I have amnesia but I really don't recall that rabbit thing right there.
Regina: (about the stolen rabbit statue) That? It's always been there. Now help me bury it in the backyard.
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Total Quotes: 5
