Samantha Who?
Samantha Who? Season 1 Episode 2: "The Job" Quotes
Samantha: Hey, hey, Frank? I'm not really sure about this outfit. You know me, is this me?
Doorman Frank: Yes, it is.
Samantha: You didn't look.
Frank (after glancing at Samantha): It's an improvement over the usual, I'd say.
Samantha: Really? Wow.
Frank: Coco Chanel said that to avoid over-accessorizing, women should look in the mirror and remove one thing. With you, it was often your dignity.
Samantha: Oh. Thank you for... your honesty. Hey, should I get a boob job?
Frank: We are not friends.
Samantha: Right.
Sam: And now I can't quit my job, and I have to work. It is so unfair!
Todd: Unfair how?
Sam: That I have to work! So I can pay my bills! So that I can make money! Okay, so it sounded a lot more unfair in my head than it did out loud.
Sam (out of breath): Hi.... thank you... secretary... listen... I have ten seconds before this meeting... now just don't ask me... but just tell me... what do we do?
Tracy: Exactly what we're told, I know that now, it won't happen again.
Stupid old me! The old me really screw the new me over, didn't she? How am I suppose to start fresh? when my past keeps reaching into my future and pulling me into my present!
Samantha
Well....... this job SUCKS.
Sam