Samantha Who? " The Restraining Order" Quotes
Sam: Is it our song?
Todd: No. We, we didn't have a song. Every time I suggested one, you laughed at me and asked me if I was on my period.
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Sam: I can't believe you, Andrea. How could you not tell about this? I mean, you call me at midnight to tell me to get my eyebrows waxed, but my restraining order just, like, slips your mind?!
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Dena: Speed it up, old man! I'm driving a piece of crap, what's your excuse?!
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Sam: There is not an amnesia strong enough to erase the memory of last week's Tai Chi exercises.
Regina: I told you, I thought it was supposed to be done naked. How long do I have to keep apologizing?
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Samantha: Okay, first of all, I'm not dating Todd, and second of all, I'm not chasing him, I just tracked him down to tell him, that I'm not stalking him.
Regina: I'm never getting grand kids, am I?
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