Season 1, Episode 13: "The Gallery Show"
Andrea: God! That's my boss! There must be some kind of line he's crossing here, right?Samantha: It's not happening if you don't look at it.
Andrea: Like poverty.
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Regina: Don't do that. I need the address.
Samantha: What? You're going?
Regina: Yeah, I didn't sleep with him.
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Samantha: You know what? For some reason, I'm not welcome into the apartment that I own.
Frank: Maybe because you tried to destroy his relationship with Chloe.
Samantha: (mumbling) I don't know... I'm not a mind reader.
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Howard: (looking at semi-nude photograph) OK... now we're talking.
Regina: Oh, well... sure. You like that one. It's a naked woman.
Howard: Well, that's not why I like it. There's an overall theme. There's an intimacy to it.
Regina: Well, that's what those artists do. They get these models drunk, loosen their inhibitions and have sex with them. You saw Titanic.
Howard: I don't like it because of the sex. There's an idea. There's a point of view...
Regina: (interrupting) There's a mole... It's our daughter.
Howard: Oh, my God.
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Season 1, Episode 12: "The Butterflies"
Samantha: I was reading an article the other day, by which I mean I was watching tv, and it said that happiness comes from realizing which things in life you just can't control and then controlling them, even if it kills you. That might not have been the lesson. I was flipping around.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dena: Let your heart be a dog.
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Dena: Dating is dangerous for me. I get too close too fast and then I get hurt, like a little sparrow that keeps flying into the same windowpane over and over and over and over again.
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Samantha: Since when is she [Dena] your best friend?
Andrea: Who got up in the middle of the night to pick her up when her stupid car ran out of gas last month?
Samantha: Me.
Andrea: Oh, so now all of a sudden you have a memory. That's very convenient.
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Samantha: It really is the hardest part, that despite our very best efforts, some things just aren't meant to be while things that are meant to be, they seem to find a way.
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Season 1, Episode 11: "The Boss"
Dena: Well, are you a heroine who's willing to risk everything she has to win the stable boy she loves? Or you're a heroine who just gives up and throws herself on some rocks.Samantha: Todd won't return my phone calls. There's nothing that I can do.
Dena: (nods her head) Rocks.
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Total Quotes: 78
