Season 1, Episode 11: "The Boss"
Samantha: You think you can just propose and then touch me.Winston: What's wrong? Georgette and I are through. Are you still with that boyfriend of yours? Ted? Fred?
Samantha: Frod. Todd! No.
Winston: Then there's nothing in the way.
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Andrea: It's not the money...I swear I would love him if he was just a millionaire. And he's getting divorced. Should I go for it?
Samantha: Andrea, he is charming, good looking, rich and available. If you don't go for him, I wi...
Andrea: (interrupting, threateningly) ... I'll tear you apart.
Samantha: I was kidding.
Andrea: Yah, me too.
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Andrea: I hate you, and I don't like your shoes today. And if you fell off the face of the earth, I wouldn't even care.
Samantha: (crying) Good... there's more billionaires for me.
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Winston: Samantha Newly, the day we've been waiting for is finally here. Marry me.
Samantha: Screw me.
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Season 1, Episode 10: "The Girlfriend"
Dena: Hello? Sam?Regina: She's not here!
Dena: Oh.
Regina: She's probably in a meeting of Daughters Who Refuse to Do One Thing to Please Their Mothers club.
Dena: Oh OK. Well, maybe I'll go find her there.
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Samantha: That's purple ink! That's what that is. That is the same color of ink that we find on your little Fuzzy.
Todd: Chloe?
Chloe: Alright, yeah, I did it. I just felt threatened by her because she is so beautiful and smart.
Samantha: So not true! Oh, wait, thank you.
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Samantha: (to Frank) Andrea's bringing me something to wear. But thank you for the coat. I'm sorry if it smells like perfume. Hey, you know, I could write a note to your wife and tell her we didn't have sex.
Frank: Oh yes, thank you. I think she'd like that.
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Samantha: OK class, a quick review. Muscle memory. Very helpful in remembering things you forgot. But here's the thing -- the heart is also a muscle. Fortunately, the heart remembers most strongly the people who will always love you, no matter what.
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Samantha: I know that I have amnesia but I really don't recall that rabbit thing right there.
Regina: (about the stolen rabbit statue) That? It's always been there. Now help me bury it in the backyard.
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Season 1, Episode 8: "The Car"
Sam: Mom, I am not going to spend my Sunday night making some mother feel bad about her child.Regina: Why not? You...do it every other day.
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Total Quotes: 78
