Season 1, Episode 8: "The Car"
Sam: Just relax, alright? This is good. Everyone will assume that the car was stolen out of the driveway overnight, and the insurance will buy a new one, so no one gets in trouble. More importantly, my dad will think that he can trust me.(car is pushed into the lake, sinking)
Dena: Even though he can't.
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Andrea: Guess who cracked like an egg?
Sam (shooing Andrea and Dena aside): No no no, get get get. Dena. What happened to a lifetime of keeping things inside?
Dena(about Andrea grilling her as to what she and Sam were hiding): Her questions were really hard. And plus I really enjoyed her finally taking an interest in me. (laughs) Nice scarf.
Sam: Thanks. It's also a casual skirt.
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Dena(on the face Sam is making: Oooh, that's the scary face she made at the lake. Bad Sam is back.
Andrea: Oh, there's my baby girl! Oh, it's good to see you!
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Regina(calling from other room): Samantha!
Dena: Ooh, what are you gonna do?
Sam: Right now, I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna smile, turn this tube top into a turban, and then I'm gonna ruin her life.
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Season 1, Episode 7: "The Hockey Date"
Andrea: That is a good point, Tina.Dena: It's Dena.
Andrea: Really? Has it always been?
Dena: Yes.
Andrea: Oh. Anyway, Dena. So ... are you sure? That does not sound right.
Dena: It's Dena. Mmm hmm.
Andrea: Dena. Okay. To strong women. (raises glass)
Dena: (taking glass from Andrea) And stop taking my drinks.
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Todd: So... you wanna throw darts?
Sam: Okay. At what?
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Sam: Pretending to be handicapped. Wow, if Kevin were with me tonight, he would think this was so attractive. "Hey, you're a liar and a bad person, wanna go to Bali? Wait, what's that? You're banned from Asia? Sweet!"
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Kevin: So, I am looking forward to tomorrow night. By the way, just don't get too excited, but it is Bobblehead Night.
Sam: Mmm, great. Yeah, no, I'm fired up. (laughs weakly) Okay, about that. Um, yeah, okay. Here goes. Um, I have amnesia.
Kevin: Amnesia?
Sam: Mm-hm.
Kevin: In what way?
Sam: Uh, well, in the, um, I-don't-remember-what-a-Bobblehead-is kind of way.
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Season 1, Episode 6: "The Hypnotherapist"
Sam: You're supposed to say, you know, "Oh, Sam, sweetie, you can stay here as long as you want", and -and -and, then we eat cookies.Andrea:Well, Sam, you're making me feel like a bad friend.
Sam: Well you're being a bad friend!
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Sam: (on phone ordering food) Actually, uh, can you just bring me a bunch of stuff and stand next to me to see if I die?
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