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[to Abby] You are not a gladiator anymore.
Huck
[to her mother] I work. I have a life. There's not much to tell.
Olivia
Olivia: We fight this with the network, not in court. We stiffen their backbone, freedom of the press, unconstitutional intrusion of the right to privacy.
Quinn: A man's cell phone is his castle.
Mellie, I know the situation is difficult, I do. And I'm so, so sorry. But we have a job to do here, and in order for me to do my part effectively, I'm going to need you to refrain from referring to me as a whore. At least in front of my face. Alright?
Olivia
Olivia: You love her, she loves you. Normal people get married.
Stephen: You won't even date.
Olivia: I'm not normal.
Fitz: I hate that you're always right.
Olivia: Me too.
Abby: "I'm not deranged. I'm just divorced."
Olivia: "So stop feeling sorry for yourself. Get out of my kitchen. Call my friend Stephen. He's fun!"
Abby: "Stop trying to get me laid. Oooh, maybe I'll buy a gun."
I want my bones!
Rowan
You already have a plan, don't you? I've been Poped and I don't know it.
David
Huck: Your guy...he's coming out.
Olivia: What? My...my guy...
Huck: I never considered it before, but yeah, you were made.
Wanna poke our freezer head with chopsticks?
David
[to Olivia] Clients are plenty. Friends are few. Your friend is asking for help.
Cyrus