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Scandal

I have so many questions I want to ask you but I'm afraid you'll kill my friends if I do. So you know, let’s just talk about the weather or uh how I can’t form attachments to people because my mother is dead and my father is that thing that goes bump in the night or…you pick a topic.

Olivia

We’re only digging up dirt on the most powerful man in the world. How dangerous could that be?

Jake

I did everything but roll your whore up in a rug and unfurl her at your feet!

Mellie

This is a Greek tragedy in the making. Winged mistresses flying too close to the sun.

Cyrus

There’s probably only two people in this world who can tell me if this really happened. One of those people is my father and I can’t ask him because he’ll probably kill both of you or maybe even all three of us to teach me some kind of sick lesson. And the other is the President.

Olivia

Stupid, super spies.

Harrison

I don't play second fiddle to anyone, even the President. Goodnight, Olivia.

Jake

You and I, we've always wanted the same man, Liv. For him to be the man we know he can be. And after what we did, we owe him this. The chance to run on his own steam and win.

Mellie

He needs you, Olivia. He is tired and broken and it isn't the job. It's doing the job without you. He's not alive when you're not here. He can't breathe when you're not here. He doesn't have the will to run much less win when you're not here because you, you're everything to him, Liv. He needs you, so I need you to come back. Come back to us.

Mellie

[to Abby] Funny, I've only been to Montana once but I seem to remember it looking a lot different from this. More cattle, less bull.

David

Fitz: Liv, I feel like...ashamed. Like I don't have a right to make jokes. Like I am the joke. 'The guy can't keep it in his pants.' Like my father, you know?
Olivia: Dive in. Own it. Mock your image.

[to Fitz] You can't vet your jokes. You're not funny.

Olivia
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Scandal Quotes

[to Cyrus] It hurts until it doesn't. You think it's going to break you, but it won't. You may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. Numb, but numb and fine are the same.

Mellie

I am not a toy that you can play with when you're bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me! Until then, we are done.

Olivia
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