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[to Adnan] I don't make bombs. I make money.
Maya
You're a mouse Cyrus. A mouse on a wheel thinking truly, believing that if I just run a little bit faster that I'll get the cheese. You are small, and while I'd love to explain to you how the world works, I don't have the time and you wouldn't understand.
Jake [to Cyrus]
They're all murderers. Reston, Sally, Fitz, the presidential debate it's literally murderer's row. No matter who gets elected, they're all murderers.
Olivia
Whatever happens, remember the best part of me loves you. Maybe the only good part.
Cyrus [to James]
I must confess to the world the breaking of his commandment. It is the only way I will hear his voice again!
Sally
Jake: Run away with me Liv, save me.
Olivia: Take advantage of me Jake.
I wanna walk into the light and feel the sun on my face Cyrus. You're on your own.
Olivia
You should've never given me someone to love. Monsters eat people, Liv. It's what we do.
Huck
Olivia: You went too far with Quinn.
Huck: No. You went too far.
Olivia: Excuse me?
Huck: You took in a wild monster and you groomed me and petted me and trained me to sit at your feet. But that doesn't mean I'm a puppy, Liv. That just makes me a very loyal monster. So I didn't go too far. I went exactly as far as my leash allows, and you hold the leash. You ruined her life and then you made me save her and then you gave her to me to take under my wing.
Olivia: Huck, you know I don't drink coffee.
Huck: It's a gesture. It means I'm sorry about Quinn. People get people coffee when they're sorry. I can get you tea instead.
Olivia: What are you doing?
Jake: It's been a long day and I want to take a shower and wash it off me before we have pretend sex.
Jake: And one more thing...
Olivia: What?
Jake: Stock...your damn...fridge. If I'm going to be your fake boyfriend all day, I'm going to come home at the end of it and drink real beer and eat real food. Wine is not beer and popcorn is not food.
