You asked us to make a decision. Well, we decided you suck.

Happy

Putting tracking software in her cell phone is pretty stalkery.

Sylvester

I'm hard to get along with. I don't have any friends.

Cabe

Toby: What a shock that Miss Human Feelings would finally agree with Robot Walter on this one issue.
Paige: What is that supposed to mean?
Toby: You both know that if you changed the fraternization rules then you both lose the only obstacle you have, the only excuse you have, for not being together.

Are you guys doing something dangerous? It sounds dangerous.

Sylvester

So, either you two break up or one of you leaves the team.

Walter

There is nothing in the desert for you to profile apart from lizards and cacti.

Walter

Twelve Seventeen. Can I watch what you're watching with you? We'll be watch buddies.

Happy

Toby: I give you Scorpion's own Brangelina, Quintis!
Paige: What the hell's a Quintis?

We should let our heart strings ring out like the bells of Notre Dame.

Toby

Happy: You let the cat out of the bag.
Toby: Cats shouldn't be in a bag in the first place. Bags are a terrible place for cats.

Walter: There's no fraternization at work.
Toby: We're not fraternizing at work.

Scorpion Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

My name is Toby. I went to Harvard. I chase Happy Quinn around like a schoolboy. I probably wear this hat in the shower.

Walter

Toby: I am saying you have a superiority complex.
Walter: But I am superior.