Don't worry, chicks dig outlaws.

Toby

You have a 170 IQ, and you don't know how to operate a flashlight?

Cabe

Oh, Chaz just loves his amphibious meats.

Paige

I've seen you hack a thermometer, Ralph. This is amateur hour.

Toby

Here's a shocker. I don't like boats, primarily because they are on the water, and I don't like water.

Sylvester

So who is up for a little James Bond action?

Cabe

Toby: I want to be rich just once.
Happy: Stop gambling.
Toby: Stop judging.

The cherry on top of the denial sundae.

Toby

Should I get the extinguisher? Because your pants are on fire, liar, liar.

Toby

Scorpion Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

The cherry on top of the denial sundae.

Toby

Should I get the extinguisher? Because your pants are on fire, liar, liar.

Toby