Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 3 Episode 5: "Plight at the Museum" Quotes
Walter: It's a divorce gift for your baby.
Happy: It's hideous and heavy.
Homeland agent: Homeland! Hands in the air.
Toby: Feel free to wave them like you just don't care. I'd care if I were you because you are going to prison.
Walter: Paige, look for the light at the end of the tunnel.
Cabe: He doesn't even know he made a joke.
Toby is a fortunate guy. I know ours isn't a real marriage, but since the day I met you, you've been a faithful friend, you've come through for me when I needed it, you've helped me build Scorpion from nothing - that's loyalty, selflessness, collaboration. If those are the traits one looks for in a spouse, you've been a great wife. Thank you.
Walter
I know Toby believes that I only think about myself, but I will do what is necessary to protect your family, even if that means I have to go back home to Ireland.
Walter
You are a genius, so you like to solve problems, but pregnant women do not want solutions. Happy wants an errand boy who is a good listener, so for once in your life, Toby, don't be so smart.
Paige
Because I'm scared to death, not for me to be a father but for Happy to be a mother! Nurturing, kind, and patient are not the hallmarks of Miss Happy Quinn. I'm going to have to mama bear this cub, and it's not like I know what to do! Maybe I should wax my chest in case the milk comes.
Toby
Cabe: You're sending a bird?
Sylvester: Not a bird, a falcon.
What the heck is happening? Guards were drugged unconscious, and now you are stockading people?
Sylvester
Oh, I'm sorry. Is something I'm doing interfering with your life? I wonder how that feels.
Toby
Humans need insurance coverage. We're Scorpion. We don't make mistakes.
Walter
Maybe a case where no one is shooting at us will take everyone's mind off of things.
Cabe
