Ralph: You always yell at Toby. Why did you want me to do this?
Happy: The truth is, I'm falling for the guy.
Ralph: Ew, gross.
Happy: I know, right?

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I'm sorry that your mother and I, we weren't the right family for you, but I'm glad to see you found the one that is.

Ken

All I hear is terrible singing. Happy, what are you contributing?

Toby

I wasn't prepared to raise a kid like you. There's no manual on how to raise a genius. If there were, I would have read it a hundred times cover to cover because I loved you from the moment you were born. I just didn't know how to show you.

Ken

Oh god, I should be recording this.

Toby

You're doing the boy parts.

Paige

I'm not the son that you want. Say it.

Sylvester

How could I trust something so important in the hands of someone I barely know? You left when you were fourteen.

Ken

I read the Encyclopedia when I was six, twice. I had a lot of free time.

Sylvester

Fish food. Books on fish. Photos of fish. This guy loves fish.

Happy

Toby: You are trying to eat dessert when they just served salad. Don't you know how to romance someone?
Paige: No he does not.

No excuses, Walt. Go see your new buddy and shake your money maker.

Happy

Scorpion Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

Why do you smell like a martini bar in 1960?

Toby

You're about to enter a hornet's nest of insanity. I'm your bug repellent.

Toby