Scrubs Season 3 Episode 16: "My Butterfly" Quotes
Custodian: Heeeeyyy! Get outta here.
Janitor: It's all right, Butchie, she's with me.
Doctor: So I had this guy today presenting vomiting and abdominal pain? Two hours and one CT later, I tell him he's got ischemic bowel.
Dr. Mickhead: Mm.
J.D.: Have you ever noticed that words that rhyme with "bowel" are always bad? Like "scowl", "growl"..."movies with Andie MacDowell"...
Dr. Mickhead: You're right, J.D. You are funny.
J.D.: Stop.
J.D.'s Narration: Whatever. Just avoid the shoulder bump, catch the elevator, and make a great wise-ass remark before the doors close!
J.D.: Hoohoo, hey, Dr. Cox, if you're so smart, maybe you should just... go ahead and be the... you're the kind of... Oh, dammit! I don't know what happened there. I'm usually quick and funny...
J.D.: Sounds to me like a G.I. bleed.
Dr. Cox: Look, Newbie, if you go ahead and leave this hospital knowing only one thing - and God save me, it looks like there's a real chance that might happen - please let this be that one thing: I'm in charge, and I don't care about your opinion. Now go get me a cup of coffee.
Oh, hey. Thanks, Rowdy. Hey, by the way, as soon as we're married, you're outta here.
Carla
Little Janitor: Mommy! Where's my teddy bear?
Janitor's Mom: Oh. I must have accidentally thrown it out when I was cleaning up. You know, this never would have happened if your room weren't so filthy.
Janitor: Never again.
Elliot: Janitor? Thanks again for your help, but I know that you're busy. I mean, I could just call Carla, and-
Janitor: No! Mark my words: We will find that little girl's stuffed animal.
Carla: Turk! Why didn't you stand up for me?
Turk: Baby, you said I was too whipped.
J.D.: Uh, Dr. Kelso? That's my pen.
Kelso tosses the pen J.D. misses it again
Dr. Cox: Nice grab.
J.D.: I'm a righty.
Dr. Cox: Ehhhhh.
Dr. Kelso: Son, do you think I got to be chief of medicine by being late?
Dr. Cox: Nooo, Bobbo! You got there by back-stabbing and ass-kissing.
Dr. Kelso: Maybe so, but I started those things promptly at 8.
Elliot: Janitor, could you help me look for a little girl's pink stuffed doggie?
Janitor: I would love to. I'll meet you upstairs in ten minutes.
Elliot: You are like... the sweetest guy!
Janitor: I'm blushing.
J.D.: Heh. So charming. Could you be half as nice to me as you are to her?
Janitor: You are right. We need a fresh start. Come on.
He holds out his hand to J.D., who shakes the Janitor's hand.
J.D.: Fresh start.
Janitor: Mm-hmm... I think we need a longer fresh start.
J.D.: How long do ya... suppose this'll be?
Janitor: Probably ten minutes.
Look, Dr. Cox, I know my opinion doesn't mean anything and I'm always wrong and apparently useless - which deep down you know isn't true because... shoot, I forgot your coffee.
J.D.
