Scrubs Season 8 Episode 4: "My Happy Place" Quotes
(to Turk) Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright, you have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter, such as yourself, tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice.
Dr. Cox
Elliot: (talking about Turk) How did you know he was hurting. Did you, like, hear it in his voice?
J.D.: With Turk I can always feel it from his soul, like a wave of heat. Are you going to make a joke about how gay that sounds?
Elliot: Definitely. I just don't have the words yet.
J.D.: Well let me know.
Turk: (talking to his patients) Hello folks, I'm Dr. Christopher Turk. (He looks at Dr. Cox.)
Dr. Cox: You're right so far. Continue.
J.D.'s narration: Now it's time to split before he shares something so personal that we're trapped here forever.
J.D.: We should probably get going.
Dr. Kelso: Last thing I expected was to be an old man with no idea what the hell to do with his life.
(to Dr. Kelso) Did you know that Elliot's granny panties are actually her Granny's panties?
J.D.
J.D.: You're too hard on yourself
Elliot: No I'm not, I'm just stupid and ugly and have a pig face
Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright, you have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter, such as yourself, tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice
Dr. Cox [to Turk]
Elliot [about Turk]: How did you know he was hurting. Did you, like, hear it in his voice?
J.D.: With Turk I can always feel it from his soul, like a wave of heat. Are you going to make a joke about how gay that sounds?
Elliot: Definitely. I just don't have the words yet.
J.D.: Well let me know
Turk: I don't understand. If I'm the best surgeon here, how come you're always looking over my shoulder?
Dr. Cox: Oh give me a break, would you? Saying someone is "the best surgeon" is like saying someone is the smartest cast member of The Hills. Let's face it, it's just not that tough to float to the top of the surgical toilet
Dr. Kelso: I bet you can't wait to call all your friends and tell them how pathetic I am.
J.D.: Actually, sir, we young people are more into texting these days
Did you know that Elliot's granny panties are actually her Granny's panties?
J.D. [to Dr. Kelso]
The point is, Elliot, you're a lot stronger than you used to be. I've changed too. I have a beard now
J.D.
