Scrubs "Our Mysteries" Quotes
Cole: Hey, you got any of those weiner pills?
Kelso: Who do you think you're talking to son? I'll give you one for $10.
Cole: You got change for a $20?
Kelso: Nope. [takes money] We'll drop a couple of these bad boys and go trolling for ladies at the airport bar.
Cole: Will you be my grandpa?
• Rating: Unrated
J.D.: They need me.
Cox: Do they? I remember not holding your smooth, baby hands and you didn't turn out that bad.
• Rating: Unrated
Dr. Cox: There's my big box of failure. Oh Santa, you got my letters you fat bastard.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Turk: Okay, let me hack into the medical school files.
J.D.: You can hack?
Turk: No I have a password. It sounded cooler.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lucy: Cole, will you please be my blood buddy?
Cole: Sorry baby, no can do, I have small baby veins. It has something to do with my mom eating blow fish during the third tri-mom.
• Rating: Unrated
Turk: It's your last day of teaching, what do you want to do?
J.D.: I don't know, old friend. I've left so many times, I've come back so many times. Even I'm confused. I think we're going to have to sit this one out.
• Rating: Unrated
J.D.: Part of me will always be with you, here [touches head] and here [touches stomach].
Lucy: My stomach?
J.D.: I would have touched your heart, but I did that to another female student once and it resulted in me watching a four hour video called "boundaries."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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