Elliot: I've learned two things since I've been pregnant: ketchup on cereal is delicious and sometimes you need to be selfish.

Kate: Don't you think think you should disinfect the area first?
Elliot: Good catch, Kate. What do you think, should we wipe away all the deadly bacteria or should we do this Civil War era style?

Cole: Hey Dr. Cox, I just finished cleaning that guys foot ulcer.
Dr. Cox: How'd that go for you?
Cole: I'm not gonna lie, I yacked on his face. Other than that.. crushed it!

Elliot: Hey crazy swim suit lady. What are you doing?
Lucy: Volunteering at physical therapy. I'm stretching Mr. Beagle's hamstring.
Elliot: Stop, he'll be fine.
Lucy: How do you know?
Elliot: He works at the gift shop
Kevin: You get what you can get. The baby isn't mine, is it?
Elliot: Get out, Kevin.

Lucy: Morning sunshine. You look rested. Wow, and making time for the paper, that must be nice. Later you munch.
Elliot: Did she call me a butt munch?
Drew: She didn't use the word munch, but I can't think of any other prominent type of munch, so yeah I think she called you a butt munch.

Turk: If you were on a desert island what three CDs would you bring?
Drew: Motorhead, Metallica and the original cast recording of Wicked. I staged managed the Midwestern leg of the '05 tour and yes, Kristin Chenowith is a delight.

The chops are awesome. I pounded down eleven them, gristle and all. And I'm a vegetarian. But the baby? Carnivore.

Elliot

Denise: So, you and me. We're gonna have a stupid jar. Everytime you say something stupid, we're gonna put a nickel in that jar and when it gets nice and full, we're going to beat you with it.
Cole: Dude, how much fun is she in the sack?
Drew: More scary than fun.

Lucy: I have nine thousand things to do today, go back to sleep.
Cole: Girl once you wake up the troops you gotta storm the beach.
Lucy: You are actually on my to do list.

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Scrubs Season 9 Episode 6 Quotes

Denise: So, you and me. We're gonna have a stupid jar. Everytime you say something stupid, we're gonna put a nickel in that jar and when it gets nice and full, we're going to beat you with it.
Cole: Dude, how much fun is she in the sack?
Drew: More scary than fun.

Lucy: I have nine thousand things to do today, go back to sleep.
Cole: Girl once you wake up the troops you gotta storm the beach.
Lucy: You are actually on my to do list.

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