Season 8, Episode 12: "Their Story II"
Janitor: You know you shouldn't throw produce, it's dangerous, I had a cousin that was killed by a head of lettuce. True story. Well not the head of lettuce itself so much as the pack of sewer rabbits he stole it from• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 8, Episode 11: "My Nah Nah Nah"
J.D. [about Turk]: You know if I was married to him I'd be a lot more supportiveCarla: You know you said that out loud, right?
J.D.: I'm not ashamed of who I am!
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Janitor: I never want to have kids, I just want to adopt a short old guy
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J.D.: I am not a girl! What's this show, is it new?
Turk: It's SportsCenter, dude
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J.D.: You're gonna go in there and be completely honest
Turk: Is that all you got? I've been a doctor for more than ten minutes
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Season 8, Episode 10: "My Comedy Show"
Denise: Okay, Mr. Rigo, I know you've been complaining about the bedpans being too cold, so I used an incubator in pediatrics to warm this bad boy up for you. Enjoy!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Elliot: You know, I used to use an incubator to keep my lunch warm. Until some whiny new mom complained that her premy smelt like a ham sandwich. Weird thing was, I had a tuna melt in there, not ham
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J.D.: Okay, well then let's cut the leukemia sketch.
Turk: Dude, no! That sketch is gold.
J.D.: Well if they're not naked, they're just sad and dying. What's funny about that?
Turk: You make them British.
J.D.: Good save. It's back in
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Janitor [to Carla]: I think we should just get this out in the open. I saw you pluck your special hair the other day. I was there, I saw. Question is, what are we going to do about it? I have an idea. Let me speak first. May I? Good. I believe that you should give me the hair. Because I have been scrapbooking the most disgusting things that I could think of and I want to put it on the page in between my decayed molars and a snug, which is, a snail-slug hybrid that I was able to splice together in my garage. Unsuccessfully
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Turk: Cathy, you're playing Elliot. So I want to see some bug eyes, alright. And, perfect. Plus find some cardboard. Stick it down the back of your pants, right. Make that ass flat, girl, let me see what you got right now. Yeah, we can go flatter.
J.D.: We can go flatter.
Turk: We can go flatter.
J.D.: You know, I've chewed on that thing and it's flatter than day old beer
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