Scrubs Season 4 Quotes
Dr. Cox: Jack just- He just fell off of the jungle gym.
Jordan: You're not careful enough with him!
Dr. Cox: What about the time you had him and he brained himself on the coffee table?
Jordan: That was an accident.
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J.D.: Hey! Wanna grab a beer?
Carla: If you lose the hat.
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Carla: J.D., I know what you're trying to do and it's very sweet, but the last couple of days have been so messed up and confusing, I'd love to just try and forget about it and have a few drinks, okay?
J.D.: But I told Turk I'd talk about him constantly until you made me leave.
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Intern: That guy needs to do some serious thinking about baseball.
Todd: He wouldn't even let me see it.
Elliot: Hey meathead! Oh good, you both looked. Now, Mr. Gerst came here for help, and we're doctors, so how about we try and treat him with at least a little bit of dignity and respect, okay?
Dr. Kelso: That man is a human sundial!
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Turk: That's why I need you to go in.
J.D.: No way, dude. It's never smart to get in the middle of someone else's relationship.
Turk: I'll let you wear my top hat.
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J.D.'s Narration: We all held our breath together.
Dr. Cox: The surgeon lives!
(The Todd faints)
J.D.: The Todd forgot to breathe again. Starting CPR.
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There's nothing like the rays of the morning sun kissing you awake and gently reminding you that you got drunk and kissed your best friend's wife!J.D.'s Narration
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Carla: Good night.
J.D.: Good night.
Carla: Buenas noches.
J.D.: Buenas... those things.
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Elliot: You're coming in because you need to set an example of professionalism and you're certainly not going to do that by making fun of that man's slinky-doo.
Dr. Kelso: Don't pull me, I'm your boss for God's-
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