Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.

Look, will you at least let me bring the guy over? He's an amazing man. He's a Russian immigrant. He escaped the Gulag! He's like the Sakharov of cable guys.

Kramer

Red shirt! Red shirt! That's the red shirt!

Jerry

(to Jerry) I'm offering you 53 channels, movies, sports, nudity, and it's free for life!

Kramer

Jerry: Excuse me. Can I get something to drink?
Flight Attendant: I'm afraid not.
Jerry: What's with this airline? What, are you cutting out the drinks now?

Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy?

Kramer

Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.

Kramer

(to George) You're wearing the chocolate shirt!

Jerry

She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon. She deserves Rosemary's Baby.

George
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