Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.

Look, will you at least let me bring the guy over? He's an amazing man. He's a Russian immigrant. He escaped the Gulag! He's like the Sakharov of cable guys.

Kramer

Red shirt! Red shirt! That's the red shirt!

Jerry

(to Jerry) I'm offering you 53 channels, movies, sports, nudity, and it's free for life!

Kramer

Jerry: Excuse me. Can I get something to drink?
Flight Attendant: I'm afraid not.
Jerry: What's with this airline? What, are you cutting out the drinks now?

Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy?

Kramer

Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.

Kramer

(to George) You're wearing the chocolate shirt!

Jerry

She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon. She deserves Rosemary's Baby.

George

Elaine, who catered this, Sears?

Leslie

My name is Bill. I might be the last person you ever see.

Bill

Oh, fire engines, ambulances all along the runway. And then, when we landed safely, they all seemed so...disappointed.

Jerry
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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes

George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.
Jerry: And if you do?
George: I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this.

Man, it's the ninetiesit's Hammer time!

Kramer
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