Seinfeld

Seinfeld "The Baby Shower" Quotes

Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.
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Kramer: Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy?
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Jerry: Excuse me. Can I get something to drink?
Flight Attendant: I'm afraid not.
Jerry: What's with this airline? What, are you cutting out the drinks now?
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Kramer: (to Jerry) I'm offering you 53 channels, movies, sports, nudity, and it's free for life!
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Jerry: Red shirt! Red shirt! That's the red shirt!
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Kramer: Look, will you at least let me bring the guy over? He's an amazing man. He's a Russian immigrant. He escaped the Gulag! He's like the Sakharov of cable guys.
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Jerry: What you're suggesting is illegal.
Kramer: It's not illegal!
Jerry: It's against the law.
Kramer: Well, yeah.
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Jerry: Oh, fire engines, ambulances all along the runway. And then, when we landed safely, they all seemed so...disappointed.
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Bill: My name is Bill. I might be the last person you ever see.
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Leslie: Elaine, who catered this, Sears?
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