Elaine: What's that?
Jerry: Oh, it's an autographed picture for my dry cleaner. I don't know what to write on these things. I hate doin' this.
Elaine: (reading) "I'm very im-PRESSED?"

(voice on answering machine, about Naomi) All right, you know she's got that laugh. What did you say? It's like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer?

George

(Talking about George.)
Jerry: Look at him! he's going like a hundred miles an hour!"
Elaine: Yeah but it's not enough for George to go fast, he's gotta make good time.
Jerry: I know. He once made it from West 81st St. All the way to Kennedy Airport in 25 minutes, I never heard the end of it!

I'm sorry the card says "Moops."

George

I can't date a girl with that kind of laugh...it's like CoCo Chanel goin' out with a Fishmonger!

Jerry

These are Cubans. Maria, porquendo lociendo corendo congli!!

</i> Kramer

Bubble Boy: Moors!!
George: Moops!!

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