Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 8: "The Cheever Letters" Quotes
(apologizing for Jerry) It's very hard being a stand-up comedian. Sometimes they don't laugh!
Elaine
(disdainful of public golf courses) It's crowded, the grass has big brown patches in it, they don't rake the sand traps. Not to mention the caliber of people you have to play with!
Kramer
I have tremendous respect for people who work with feet. I mean, to dedicate yourself to the foot You're toiling in virtual anonymity.
George
I'm gonna need some water here!
George
Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some new panties and they're alllaid out for me.
Elaine
Time is what he's indicating here.
George
Jerry: So, she's taking about her panties, so, uh...so, I said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"
George: "The panties your mother laid out for you"? What does that mean?
Jerry: I don't know! It just popped out.
George: Well, how did she react?
Jerry: She flipped out! Just left.
George: Well, that's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive.
