The Women's Movement just can't seem to make any progress in the world of bribery, can they?

Jerry

You're never gonna stop crime, we should at least be clean.

George

New York to Long Island. Long Island to Florida. It's like the Bermuda Triangle. Unfortunately no one ever disappears.

Jerry

For fifty bucks? I'd stick my face in their soup and blow!

George

Movie theater hot dogs, I'd rather lick the food off the floor.

Elaine

I tell her you not here, she say curse word, I hang up.

Bruce

Seinfeld, four.

Bruce

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

Jerry

This isn't plans one through eight. It's Plan Nine! The worst movie EVER made!

Jerry
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