Seinfeld

Seinfeld "The Contest" Quotes (Page 3)

Estelle: George I'm huuunnnggry!
George: Hang on, ma, hang on.
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Jerry: (singing along with the TV) The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus
(Kramer joins in with Jerry, only, he has a different version)
Kramer: The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on
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Jerry: What happened?
Elaine: It was, uh, John John.
Jerry and George: Ohhhhh. John John.
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Jerry: Alright, Costanza. It's just you and me.
George: And then, (smacks the money) there were two.
Elaine: Elaine Benes Kennedy Junior
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Elaine: What happened?
Jerry: I told her about the contest.
Elaine: Ohh, boy, she's a whack-o.
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Elaine: (angrily) He left with Marla, the virgin?!
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Jerry: (looks out the window, shocked) Oh my God in heaven!
(all three crowd around the window)
Elaine: (gasps) Is that?
George: Kramer?!
Elaine: He's waving
(all three wave back)
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Marla: (sleeping with JFK Jr.) Oh, John. That was wonderful.
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Kramer: I'm out!!
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Jerry: I haven't been myself lately. I've been snapping at everybody.
George: Me too. I've been yelling at strangers on the street.
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