Seinfeld

Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan" Quotes

Jerry/Elaine: You're soooooo good looking!
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George: I was brought up to say "God Bless you."
(Jerry sneezes)
George: Oh, shut up!
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Michael: You think you're so damn special because you say "God Bless You?"
George: No, I don't. I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special.
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George: An affair? That's so adult. It's like martinis and stockings and William Holden.
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Jerry: Oh... a matador... Uno Momento Por Favor.
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Elaine: Michael called me today, and he asked me where Robin was.
George: Yeah, okay.
Elaine: And I said I hadn't seen her.
George: What?!
Elaine: No, no George! You don't understand! She didn't tell me she was using me as an excuse! Okay?! But then I realized what was going on, and I said that she left a note. Um, but he didn't really buy that. And then, and then he did mention your name.
George: He mentioned my name?! What did he say?!
Elaine: He said he was going to sew your @$$ to your face.
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Robin: *sneeze*
George: *pauses* God bless you.
Robin: Thank you.
George: (motions to husband) I wasn't going to say anything, but then I could see that he wasn't going to open his mouth. *snorts*
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George: Oh, my God. I must be crazy. What have I done?
Robin: Oh no, what's wrong?
George: What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong. I just committed adultery!
Robin: You didn't commit adultery, I did.
George: Oh, yeah.
Robin: If I didn't do it with you, I would have done it with someone else.
George: Well, I wouldn't want you to do that. You know there's a lot of
losers out there.
Robin: Maybe even someone who didn't say 'God bless you'.
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George: I am speechless. Speechless! I have no speech.
*later*
Elaine: I am speechless! I am without speech.
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Kramer: (about hit-and-run drivers) You know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia.
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