I love the name 'isosceles'. If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer.

Kramer

Make sure we dont forget where the car is parked.

Kramer

She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking.

Kramer

Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 22 Quotes

This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like, you're almost glad to be handicapped.

Salesman

Am I a hipster-doofus?

Kramer