I love the name 'isosceles'. If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer.

Kramer

Make sure we dont forget where the car is parked.

Kramer

She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking.

Kramer

Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 22 Quotes

Am I a hipster-doofus?

Kramer

George: Is it my imagination, or do really good-looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else?
Elaine: We don't walk that fast.