I don't understand lunch. I don't know anything about lunch.

George

You'd better not screw up again, Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pit-bull on a poodle.

Mr. Bookman

I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.

Mr. Bookman

The Dewey Decimal System What a scam that was!

Kramer

George: So I said, "Mr. Hayman, It's me george Costanza, JFK, ... " He doesn't move. So I said uh, "Can't stand ya'", "Can't stand ya'" He turns and smiles, the little baked bean teeth. I get up to run away, but something was holding me back. It was Heyman. He had my underwear. There I was on the steps of the 42nd St. library ,a grown man, getting a wedgie.
Elaine: At least it wasn't atomic.
George: It was.

Listen, just because I got the guy fired doesn't mean I turned him into a bum - does it?

George

He [Mr. Haymen] purposely mispronounced my name. Instead of saying Costanza, he'd say 'Can't stand ya'.

George

Bookman. The Library cop's name is Bookman. That's like an ice cream man being named cone!

Kramer

Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't he deserve better?

Mr. Bookman

Elaine: Remember that Columbus book?Jerry: Columbus... Euro trash

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everbody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.

Jerry

Elaine: Lippman wants to see me. SEE ME! That can't be good.
Jerry: Maybe you're getting a raise.
Elaine: Maybe I'm getting a wedgie.

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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

You'd better not screw up again, Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pit-bull on a poodle.

Mr. Bookman

I don't understand lunch. I don't know anything about lunch.

George
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