There's too much urinary freedom in this society.

Jerry

I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.

George

George: Fish. What do they do?Elaine: What do you do?

Kramer: Purple 23, remember that.George: Yeah, that I'm supposed to remember. Where the car is, that's insignificant.

Jerry: Why do I always have the feeling everyone's doing something better than me on Saturday afternoon?Elaine: This is what people do.Jerry: No they don't. They're out on picnics, cooking burgers, making out on blankets. Not in some mall in Jersey helping their friends find the world's cheapest air conditioner.

I could get uromisitisis poisoning and die!

Jerry
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