Seinfeld

Seinfeld "The Pick" Quotes

CK Representative: His buttocks are sublime.
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Jerry: I am not an animal!
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Elaine: Let me tell you, I didn't intentionally expose myself, but, now, I wish I had. For it is not me, but you who have been exposed, for I have seen the nipple on your soul!
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Elaine: Date with Fred.
Jerry: The religious guy???
Elaine: He's not THAT religious!
Jerry: Let us pray...
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Jerry: Volunteer work See, that's what I love about the holiday season. That's the true spirit of Christmas. People being helped by people other than me. That makes me feel good inside.
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Elaine: Not only didn't you love her, you didn't even like her.
George: Who says?
Elaine: You did.
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George: She made a big breakfast every Sunday. I don't know what she put in those eggs.
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George: (singing) Oh hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl who walked out on me. Tell her I'm sorry. Tell her I need my baby, oh, won't you tell her. I love her. Oh, hey
Jerry: George I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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Jerry: So, I'm thinking of putting in a tropical fish tank right here.
Tia: Are you sure you're ready for that kind of commitment?
Jerry: Well, I figure if it doesn't work out I can always flush them down the toilet.
Tia: That's horrible!
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Kramer: I just wanted to borrow your "Dust Buster."
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