Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 13: "The Subway" Quotes
I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking, "that's why I'm not heterosexual."George
Naked Man: I'm not ashamed of my body.Jerry: That's your problem. You should be.
His mother was a mudder!Kramer
Looking for the quotes. Gotta check the quotes. Love a good quote.George
Scam Woman: Eight dollars? Eight dollars?
George: What are you doing? You're robbing me?!
Scam Woman: I wasted my whole morning on you for eight dollars?
See what I get? 35 years on this train, and I finally talk to someone, and it turns out to be the best man of a lesbian wedding!Woman on the train
Woman: I started riding these trains in the '40s. Those days a man would give up their seat for a woman. Now we're liberated and we have to stand.
Elaine: It's ironic.
Woman: What's ironic?
Elaine: This -- that we've come all this way, we've made all this progress, but, you know, we've lost the little things, the niceties.
Woman: No, I mean what does "ironic" mean?
No, no, no, you don't understand! I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!Elaine
(to the naked man) Tell you what, if they win the pennant this year, I'll sit naked with you at the World Series.Jerry
Big brokerage houses killed my father.George