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I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking, "that's why I'm not heterosexual."

George

Naked Man: I'm not ashamed of my body.Jerry: That's your problem. You should be.

His mother was a mudder!

Kramer

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George

Scam Woman: Eight dollars? Eight dollars?
George: What are you doing? You're robbing me?!
Scam Woman: I wasted my whole morning on you for eight dollars?

See what I get? 35 years on this train, and I finally talk to someone, and it turns out to be the best man of a lesbian wedding!

Woman on the train

Woman: I started riding these trains in the '40s. Those days a man would give up their seat for a woman. Now we're liberated and we have to stand.
Elaine: It's ironic.
Woman: What's ironic?
Elaine: This -- that we've come all this way, we've made all this progress, but, you know, we've lost the little things, the niceties.
Woman: No, I mean what does "ironic" mean?

No, no, no, you don't understand! I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!

Elaine

(to the naked man) Tell you what, if they win the pennant this year, I'll sit naked with you at the World Series.

Jerry

Big brokerage houses killed my father.

George
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

(to the naked man) Tell you what, if they win the pennant this year, I'll sit naked with you at the World Series.

Jerry

See what I get? 35 years on this train, and I finally talk to someone, and it turns out to be the best man of a lesbian wedding!

Woman on the train
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