Seinfeld Season 1 Quotes
Jerry: (turns around and sees George) How did you get in here?
George: (does some hand and arm motions)
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Well, I got caught up watching a soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful.Kramer
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Elaine: You should at least take a look at this place. You shouldn't have to live like this.
Jerry: Like this? You just said you wanted to live here.
Elaine: Well, for me it's a step up. It's like moving from Iceland to Finland.
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Two bedrooms? Why do I need two bedrooms? I got enough trouble maintaining activity in one.Jerry
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Elaine: She just got some part in some dinner-theater production of a Chorus Line. So, now all day long she's walking around the apartment singing: (breathless singing) "God, I hope I get it, I hope I get it". (stops singing) She's gonna get it right in her
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Y'know I think that even if you've had a relationship with someone, or let's say, especially if you've had a relationship with someone and you try to become friends afterwards, it's very difficult. Isn't this? It's hard. Because, you know each other so well, you know all of each others tricks. It's like two magicians, trying to entertain each other. The one goes, "Look, a rabbit". The other goes, "So? ... I believe this is your card".Jerry
"Look, why don't we just saw each other in half and call it a night? Okay?"
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Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.Jerry
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Jerry: Wait a second That's her on the right.
George: I forgot who I am! Who am I?!
Jerry: You're you. We're having lunch with Art Corvelay.
George: Let me be the architect, I can do it!
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Jerry: Art Core?
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