Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes
The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am in reality Batman, and I'm very sorry I just saw the Bat-signal!
George
Elaine: I feel like just walking over to a table and taking food off of someone's plate.
Jerry: I'll tell you what. There's $50 in it for you if you do it.
George: $50? For $50, I'll put my face in their soup and blow!
The Women's Movement just can't seem to make any progress in the world of bribery, can they?
Jerry
George: If anything happens here can I count on you?
Jerry: What?
George: If we decide to go at it.
Jerry: Yeah, I want to get into a rumble.
Elaine: You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table? They feel so special because they've been chosen. It's enough to make you SICK!!
Jerry: Boy. You are REALLY hungry.
This isn't plans one through eight. It's Plan Nine! The worst movie EVER made!
Jerry
Movie theater hot dogs, I'd rather lick the food off the floor.
Elaine
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
Jerry
George: Yes, I'm expecting a call for Costanza.
Bruce: Yes, someone call. I say "Cartwright! Cartright!" but no one come and I hang up.
Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents? Remember, it was such a treat. You go and they serve you this different food that you never saw before. They put it in front of you and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure and now I just feel like a big sweaty hog waiting for them to fill up the trough.
Elaine
For fifty bucks? I'd stick my face in their soup and blow!
George
I tell her you not here, she say curse word, I hang up.
Bruce