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Big brokerage houses killed my father.

George

Looking for the quotes. Gotta check the quotes. Love a good quote.

George

Scam Woman: Eight dollars? Eight dollars?
George: What are you doing? You're robbing me?!
Scam Woman: I wasted my whole morning on you for eight dollars?

See what I get? 35 years on this train, and I finally talk to someone, and it turns out to be the best man of a lesbian wedding!

Woman on the train

(to the naked man) Tell you what, if they win the pennant this year, I'll sit naked with you at the World Series.

Jerry

Mr. Lippman: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?George: Who said that?Mr. Lippman: She did.George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.Mr. Lippman: You're fired.

I never feel comfortable in the woman's department. I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on a dress.

Jerry

Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret. H-E-double N-I...Jerry: Kramer! Yah, that'll do.

George: ...next thing I knew, she was mopping up the floor with me.
Jerry: How was it?
George: The sex was good, but I threw up from the Hennigan's.
Jerry: Good thing the cleaning woman was there.

You want an overview? I see a very cheap man holding a damaged sweater, trying to get away with something. That's my overview.

Jerry

Dick: So, you're Jerry.
Jerry: So, I'm Jerry.

George: I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning women, chambermaids
Jerry: Yeah, chambermaids, I'm attracted to them too.
George: Why is that?
Jerry: It's a woman in your room.

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Seinfeld Season 3 Quotes

I can't get a massage from a man.

George

Jerry, he's a guy.

Elaine