Seinfeld Season 3 Quotes
Jerry: Maybe he (the chauffer) knows O'Brien.
George: No, he doesn't know O'Brien, if he knew O'Brien, he wouldn't have a sign.
I know Jerry. He's not a Nazi. No. He's just neat.
Elaine
There's always been something very strange about Jerry. Always so clean and organized.
Kramer
I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien! I repeat, I am not O'Brien! Ask anyone! Jerry! JERRY!
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Kramer: (points to Jerry) O'Brien, long time no see. (points to George) How's tricks, Murphy?
Tim: Why did you call him O'Brien and him Murphy?
Jerry: No, he was talking to me. He's cross-eyed.
Elaine: It could be very confusing.
Nice lookin' Luger.
Jerry
Vandelay Industries. Kal Varnsen speaking. How may I help you?
Jerry
Jerry (on Keith Hernandez): Yeah, he's a real smart guy too. He's a Civil War buff.
George: I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?
Jerry: So Biff wants to be a buff? Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start.
George: I am not a chucker! I Never have chucked! Never will chuck! No chuck! Kramer, am I a chucker?
Kramer: Oh, you're a chucker, buddy.
Jerry, he's a guy.
Elaine
I'm not drivin' him to the airport!
Jerry
The sad thing is, we'd never know the truth.
Jerry