Seinfeld Season 3 Quotes
What was that you said about the myth of the Holocaust?Eva
(George is giddy with excitement as he and Jerry are sitting in the back of O'Brien's limo)
George: This is incredible! This is one of the greatest things I've ever done in my life! I'm gonna call my mother.
Jerry: What for?
George: I dunno, I'm in a limo.
I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien! I repeat, I am not O'Brien! Ask anyone! Jerry! JERRY!.</i> George
I may not look like a Murphy but I act like a Murphy.Jerry
I know Jerry. He's not a Nazi. No. He's just neat.Elaine
Kramer: (points to Jerry) O'Brien, long time no see. (points to George) How's tricks, Murphy?
Tim: Why did you call him O'Brien and him Murphy?
Jerry: No, he was talking to me. He's cross-eyed.
Elaine: It could be very confusing.
Jerry (on Keith Hernandez): Yeah, he's a real smart guy too. He's a Civil War buff.
George: I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?
Jerry: So Biff wants to be a buff? Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start.
Vandelay Industries. Kal Varnsen speaking. How may I help you?Jerry
Hernandez spit at us.Kramer
The sad thing is, we'd never know the truth.Jerry
George: I am not a chucker! I Never have chucked! Never will chuck! No chuck! Kramer, am I a chucker?
Kramer: Oh, you're a chucker, buddy.
Jerry, he's a guy.Elaine