More than a gaggle, less than a storm. Go help your enormous friend.

Julia

Charmonique: Okay Henry69.
Henry: That is in reference to the moon landing. And you had no right to be in my office!

We could probably find a million girls with bad dads and Henry would still find a way to screw it up.

Eliza

Its not that I am at all ungrateful for being the alternate office floater.

Terrance

It is taking every ounce of self control I have not to block this, it is like I want people to be happy, but on the other hand I don't.

Charmonique

I don't want you to think that I value my job more than I value our friendship, because I swear, its a tie.

Henry

Actually sir, she is more than a plus one. She is a VIP.

Henry

Before the day is over do one fun thing, just so Saperstein knows you are capable.

Eliza

The first lady of non-stop riding my jock.

Eliza

Ill strap on the speedo and we will meet at the pool.

Saperstein

The next morning I slept in, while Henry bored the crap out of everyone over scones.

Eliza

If I know that fruity rascal like I think I do, it would want us to carry on.

Saperstein

Selfie Quotes

Eliza: Guy's love it when you laugh at their jokes. It makes them feel powerful.
Henry: President. Like that guy could be president.
Eliza: You're right. You are so smart. You should be on the supreme court.

Eliza: That scared me and I lashed out and called you a coxcomb. Which is probably an incorrect use of the word.
Henry: No I looked it up. It's archaic but it's dead on.