In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.


Everyone else is glowing about my pregnancy, why can't I?


Samantha: (to the girls) I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Carrie: Now it's airborne.

Do you realize you're growing a teeny tiny penis inside you? That is so sci-fi!


I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied.

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