Sex and the City Season 2 Episode 5: "Four Women and a Funeral" Quotes
Samantha: The widower thing is a definite no no.
Carrie: The dead wife factor.
Samantha: It doesn't matter how much of a bitch she was alive, now that's she's dead you're the bitch who can't live up to her.
Miranda: I'm telling you, if I was a single man none of this would be happening.
Samantha: If you were a single man, I'd date you.
Carrie: I just got back from a funeral.
Big: And, you thought of me, I'm flattered.
Charlotte: I mean my hat blew right into her headstone, she was clearly sending me a message.
Samantha: Yeah, don't fuck my husband, you hat loving bitch.
Carrie: So how was the sex?
Charlotte: Amazing, it was like Liz was looking over us, giving us her blessing.
Carrie: Threesome in absentia.
Charlotte: Everyone needs a man, that's why I rent. If you own and he still rents then the power structure is all off. It's emasculating, men don't want a woman who's too self sufficient.
Samantha: I'm sorry, did someone just order a Victorian straight up?
Miranda: Are you saying you fucked him back to life?
Charlotte: In a way, yes.
Carrie: Man, you're good.
Charlotte: Please tell me those are your sisters?
Ned: (smiling) I don't have any sisters!