Miranda: I can't go. I'm just...not ready to be separated from the baby.
Carrie: What???
Miranda: I'm kidding! Steve took him two hours ago. I'm free, I'm free!!

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How many guys do we ever hit it off with? Very few, and even if we do, those relationships don't last, and even if they did, men die first, so we're right back where we started.

Carrie

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(Charlotte walks into the room in a very revealing dress)
Miranda: Charlotte, are you in there?
Carrie: No, but I think Harlot is.

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• Added: May 23, 2011

Samantha: Who picked this breast-aurant?
Carrie: Cleavage is big here, it's part of the regional charm.

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• Added: May 23, 2011

That's what I said yesterday about eating bread, and I just ordered pancakes.

Miranda

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(Responding to a drunk guy who said Miranda had a fat ass)
Samantha: For your information, her ass is fat because she just had a baby! What's your excuse?
Carrie: Yeah, you having triplets?

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• Added: May 23, 2011