Sex and the City "Luck Be an Old Lady" Quotes
(Responding to a drunk guy who said Miranda had a fat ass)
Samantha: For your information, her ass is fat because she just had a baby! What's your excuse?
Carrie: Yeah, you having triplets?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
(After Carrie says she'll never go on a blind date again)
Miranda: That's what I said yesterday about eating bread, and I just ordered pancakes.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Samantha: Who picked this breast-aurant?
Carrie: Cleavage is big here, it's part of the regional charm.
• Rating: Unrated
(Charlotte walks into the room in a very revealing dress)
Miranda: Charlotte, are you in there?
Carrie: No, but I think Harlot is.
• Rating: Unrated
Carrie: How many guys do we ever hit it off with? Very few, and even if we do, those relationships don't last, and even if they did, men die first, so we're right back where we started.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Miranda: I can't go. I'm just...not ready to be separated from the baby.
Carrie: What???
Miranda: I'm kidding! Steve took him two hours ago. I'm free, I'm free!!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6