Mike: You do realize this makes me a virgin?
Charlotte: I'll be gentle.

Carrie: You're a half hour late. Your doorman things I'm a hooker.
Mr Big: Did you make any money?
Carrie: Not funny!

Samantha: I love morning sex.
Miranda: I haven't had morning sex since I was in college, and then it was only because I didn't have to be in class till eleven.

Carrie: Why is it, it's the woman who always has to change and never the guy?
Charlotte: Because we are more adaptable.

Samantha: All I'm saying is uncut men are the best. They try harder. I should know, I've slept with five of them.
Charlotte: Out of how many?
Carrie: Infinity!

Miranda: I am so circumcising my kids.
Carrie: I think you can pay people to do that now.
Miranda: I don't ever want to know there's some woman out there calling my son a shar pei.

Miranda: If eighty-five percent of men aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with fifteen percent of the poplution, tops.
Carrie: Wow, you're pratically a virgin.

Samantha: Personally, I love an uncircumcised dick. It's like a tootsie pop, hard on the outside with a delicious surprise on the inside.
Charlotte: It's not normal.
Carrie: Actually, something like eighty-five percent of men aren't circumcised.
Charlotte: Great. Now they're taking over the world.
Carrie: It's a penis, not Godzilla.

Samantha: It's not what it looks like, it's what they can do with it.
Charlotte: Well, I don't need one that can make it's own carrying case.

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