Sex and the City Season 1 Episode 6: "Secret Sex" Quotes
Don't worry, sweetie, don't worry! Nobody in New York notices a bus until it's about to hit them!
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Charlotte: So we would talk about art and sex and the Torah.
Carrie: Well, why didn't you introduce him to anybody?
Charlotte: I was embarrassed! I mean, I couldn't really date him, and he couldn't date me. I mean, what would people think?
Samantha: Well, if the sex was good who cares what anybody thinks?
Samantha: There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Carrie: Yeah you would say that, you're a publicist.
Samantha: Have I ever had fabulous sex with someone that I didn't want to admit to? Hmm. Did I ever tell you about that jazz musician who lived with his mother in Queens?
Carrie: Yeah, Alex.
Samantha: What about the window washer?
Carrie: The one who doesn't wear any underwear?
Samantha: I met this gorgerous kid in Spy Bar last year. He was....
Carrie: He turned out to be in high school. (voiceover) Evidently, Samantha had had lots of sex, none of which was secret.
Samantha: Fine. It just proves that I'm not ashamed of anyone whom I've slept with.
Miranda: (The man Miranda had just met at the gym asked her out) Nah, it's too quick. I think maybe that kick in his head scrambled his brains.
Carrie: No. Too quick is sleeping with him on the first date. That's too quick.
Miranda: You both got excited, and you went for it. Stop blaming yourself.
Carrie: Oh, I don't blame myself. I blame the dress. The dress!
Mr. Big: Interesting dress.
Carrie: Meaning.
Mr. Big: Interesting dresss.
Miranda: True romance cannot exist without good sex.
Samantha: And yet you can have good sex with someone you don't like or respect...or even remember.
I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly, as an asshole.
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(Before Carrie goes on her first offical date with Mr. Big, she's showing the girls what she's wearing)
Samantha: Hey honey, it's fabulous. Bravo!
Miranda: It's tits on toast, baby. But you make it work.
Charlotte: Well, let's just say it. It's the 'naked dress'. I mean, you're obviously going to have sex with him tonight.
Carrie: Come on, it's our first date.
Miranda: She's not gonna have sex. She's just gonna look like sex.
Carrie: That's right. I'm just the trailer.
Samantha: Please. If it happens, it happens. Bottoms up!
Charlotte: Wait a second, I thought you were serious about this guy, you can't sleep with him on the first date.
Samantha: Oh God!
Miranda: Here she goes again with 'The Rules.'
Samantha: The women who wrote that book they wrote it because they couldn't get laid, so they constructed this whole bullshit theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.
Miranda: Just don't fuck on a first date, you're fine.
Carrie: Third date.
Charlotte: Too soon!
Samantha: Reality check. A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.
Miranda: When have you ever been on a tenth date?
Charlotte: And by then at least you're emotionally involved.
Samantha: Exactly. I mean, isn't it better to find out if the sex is good right off the bat, before anybody's feelings get hurt?
