Sex and the City

Sex and the City "Sex and the City" Quotes

Carrie: Cupid has flown the co-op!
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Peter Mason, Toxic Bachelor: There's not one woman in New York who hasn't turned down ten wonderful guys because they were too short or too fat or too poor. Why don't these women just marry a fat guy? Why don't they just marry a big fat tub of lard?
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Miranda: (at the transvestite restaurant for her birthday) It's like that guy Jeremiah, the poet. I mean the sex was incredible but then he wanted to read me his poetry and go out to dinner and the whole chat bit and I'm like 'Let's not even go there.'
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Elizabeth: He never did call, of course. Bastard! I don't understand. In England, looking at houses together would've meant something.
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Skipper: I'm a romantic. I just have so much feeling.
Carrie: Are you sure you're not gay?
Skipper: No!
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Samantha: You see that guy? He's the next Donald Trump. Except he's younger and much better looking.
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Carrie: Welcome to the age of un-innocence. No one has breakfast at Tiffany's and no one has affairs to remember.
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Mr. Big: Oh, I get it... You've never been in love.
Carrie: Oh yeah?
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Carrie: So what're you doing later?
Kurt: I thought you weren't talking to me for the rest of your life.
Carrie: Who said anything about talking?
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(After someone bumped Carrie and she dropped her purse, all its contents falling out. Mr Big helps her get her stuff)
Carrie (voiceover): Number one, he's very handsome. Number two, he's not wearing a wedding ring. Number three, he knows I carry a personal supply of ultra-textured Trojans with a reservoir tip.
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