Sex and the City "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" Quotes
(They are all standing in front of the locker room doors of Yankee stadium waiting for the "New Yankee")
Samantha: (as a ball player walks in front of them) Did you see that bulge?
Miranda: Ummm....he was wearing a cup.
Samantha: Well honey, his cup runneth over.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Carrie: And finally, the most important breakup rule, no matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your friends.
• Rating: Unrated
Carrie: If Big had any class he would've moved away, I was here first.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Miranda: All we talk about anymore is Big or balls or small d**ks. How does it happen that four smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade but with bank accounts. What about us? What we think, we feel, we know, Christ! Does it always have to be about them? Just give me a call when you're ready to talk about something besides men.
• Rating: Unrated
Samantha: Me, James and his tiny penis, we're one big happy family.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Samantha: Why are we sitting all the way up here?
Carrie: It's the only place I can smoke without Giuliani putting me away for ten years.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 6
