Sex and the City Season 3 Episode 8: "The Big Time" Quotes
Carrie: Ladies, I'm not tampax central. Put on list, buy tampons.
Charlotte: Well, I have them at home, but they won't fit in my Kate suede purse.
Miranda : Kate, must have a tiny vagina.
Charlotte: I'm in love with him.
Miranda: Your not in love with him, your in love with the very expensive watch he gave you.
Big: That's some outfit kid.
Carrie: Oh, really, you think? Well, if you like this one, you'd love the one being held hostage on seventy-fourth and Lex.
Big: What was that back there?
Carrie: I don't know.
Big: Can't we have a conversation anymore?
Carrie: I don't know, can we?
Big: Around Brooklyn, there's going to be a mutiny. Pass it on.
Carrie: That's a spiffy opener.
Big: I try.
Apparently, one woman's titantic is another woman's love boat.
Carrie
Big and I trapped together on a boat without dates, and we were two miles off shore and there was no way off. Children and women with emotional baggage first.
Carrie
Trey: It was fate, if my mother didn't give me such bad gifts, this wonderful gift would have never come into my life.
Charlotte: Aw!
a baby is crying next to them
Miranda: Since when did it became appropriate to bring babies in restaurants?
Steve: Aw, come on, his cute.
Miranda: God, invented babysitters for a reason.
Miranda: Well, I for one can't wait for menopause. Do you realise how free it would be not to have or periods.
Charlotte: Oh, I can't wait till flow stops coming to town.
Samantha: No one calls it flow.
Miranda: I think my grandmother did.
Charlotte: Oh, my God! Vagina Weights.
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
Charlotte: Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Carrie: On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.
Samantha: This is a catalog for pre-menopausal women.
Miranda: New Transitions, nice name.
Samantha: Why don't they call it what it is? J Crew for women who are drying up, and FYI, I'm not in transition, I'm happening.