Carrie: Ladies, I'm not tampax central. Put on list, buy tampons.
Charlotte: Well, I have them at home, but they won't fit in my Kate suede purse.
Miranda : Kate, must have a tiny vagina.

Charlotte: I'm in love with him.
Miranda: Your not in love with him, your in love with the very expensive watch he gave you.

Big: That's some outfit kid.
Carrie: Oh, really, you think? Well, if you like this one, you'd love the one being held hostage on seventy-fourth and Lex.

Big: What was that back there?
Carrie: I don't know.
Big: Can't we have a conversation anymore?
Carrie: I don't know, can we?
Big: Around Brooklyn, there's going to be a mutiny. Pass it on.
Carrie: That's a spiffy opener.
Big: I try.

Apparently, one woman's titantic is another woman's love boat.

Carrie

Big and I trapped together on a boat without dates, and we were two miles off shore and there was no way off. Children and women with emotional baggage first.

Carrie

Trey: It was fate, if my mother didn't give me such bad gifts, this wonderful gift would have never come into my life.
Charlotte: Aw!

a baby is crying next to them
Miranda: Since when did it became appropriate to bring babies in restaurants?
Steve: Aw, come on, his cute.
Miranda: God, invented babysitters for a reason.

Miranda: Well, I for one can't wait for menopause. Do you realise how free it would be not to have or periods.
Charlotte: Oh, I can't wait till flow stops coming to town.
Samantha: No one calls it flow.
Miranda: I think my grandmother did.

Charlotte: Oh, my God! Vagina Weights.
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.

Charlotte: Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Carrie: On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.

Samantha: This is a catalog for pre-menopausal women.
Miranda: New Transitions, nice name.
Samantha: Why don't they call it what it is? J Crew for women who are drying up, and FYI, I'm not in transition, I'm happening.

Sex and the City Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Two minutes later, Aidan still hadn't come back, suddenly my life was all about timing. All the right things, said at all the wrong times. My past, coming back way too fast, and my future taking way too long to come home.

Carrie

Miranda: I do want a baby eventually and my clock is running out. I mean, I've only got like a million viable eggs left.
Carrie: Three hundred of which we just killed with those martinis at lunch.