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I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know, they are people who have recently moved in with someone.Carrie
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Aidan: What do you need two doors for?
Carrie: Well, cause you know sometimes I'm in a hurry I just brriinrr that one and it's my escape hatch in case.
Aidan: In case what?
Carrie: In case rapists come in my bedroom window, I see 'em in the mirror and I wriiirr! Gone.
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Samantha: For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect dick.
Trey walks in to hear the end of her sentence.
Trey:Whoops, forgot it was ladies night.
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Charlotte: Don't talk to my friends like that! Without a baby they're all I have!
Trey: And what am I?!
Charlotte: You are the man who gave me a cardboard baby!
Charlotte: NO IT WASN'T!!!
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