Sex and the City Season 2 Episode 8: "The Man, The Myth, The Viagra" Quotes
Carrie: I want you to know my friends better.
Big: I know your friends fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead, and Samantha is trouble.
Carrie: Are you telling me that you're seriously capable of having sex with a senior?
Samantha: Well, you know the saying, "All cats look the same in the dark."
Samantha: What's your age ceiling for men?
Carrie: Fifty.
Samantha: Factor in millions and millions of dollars.
Carrie: Fifty
Samantha: Well, I just met the cutest older man.
Carrie: How old, fifty, sixty? Sweetie is he on medicare?
Samantha: I'm guessing seventy-two, a young seventy-two.
The gods are punishing me for having casual sex.
Miranda
Miranda: Men are such liars.
Samantha: And ninety-seven percent of them can't fuck you worth a damn.
If they're not married, they're gay or burned from a divorce, or aliens from the planet don't date me.
Miranda
Carrie: You've never called me your girlfriend before?
Mr Big: Of course I have, just not to your face.
