Carrie: I want you to know my friends better.
Big: I know your friends fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead, and Samantha is trouble.

Carrie: Are you telling me that you're seriously capable of having sex with a senior?
Samantha: Well, you know the saying, "All cats look the same in the dark."

Samantha: What's your age ceiling for men?
Carrie: Fifty.
Samantha: Factor in millions and millions of dollars.
Carrie: Fifty
Samantha: Well, I just met the cutest older man.
Carrie: How old, fifty, sixty? Sweetie is he on medicare?
Samantha: I'm guessing seventy-two, a young seventy-two.

The gods are punishing me for having casual sex.

Miranda

Miranda: Men are such liars.
Samantha: And ninety-seven percent of them can't fuck you worth a damn.

If they're not married, they're gay or burned from a divorce, or aliens from the planet don't date me.

Miranda

Carrie: You've never called me your girlfriend before?
Mr Big: Of course I have, just not to your face.

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