Carrie: (about therapists) First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with my therapist says...
Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.

Carrie: Hey, I don't need therapy. I need new friends.
Samantha: Look, we're as fucked up as you are. It's like the blind leading the blind.

Carrie: Therapy is just so self-indulgent. Ancient man didn't need shrinks to survive.
Miranda: Ancient man only lived till thirty.

Carrie: I don't pick the wrong guys, they pick me.
Miranda: So what, your like a fly strip for dysfunctional men?
Carrie: Yeah, but one of those really pretty floral scented ones.

Charlotte: I mean even if you're still in a relationship you still have to play games.
Carrie: Big and I played games look where it got us.
Charlotte: But maybe the game is not really over, maybe it's just halftime.
Miranda: With that kind of delusional thinking, is why you should be in therapy too.

Carrie: It's a slippery slope. First you go once a week, then its three times a week, and the next thing you know your starting your sentences with, my shrink says......
Miranda: My shrink says that's a very common fear.

It's slim pickings out there. You can't swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five losers.

Samantha

Samantha: The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world.
Carrie: At least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff.

Miranda: Great, your love life takes you to Paris and I'm fucking in the back of a cab.
Carrie: That's lovely.
Miranda: And, it's not just there, we've done it in the bathroom at Bond Street....
Charlotte: Oh, I just ate there.
Miranda: The elevator at the Marriott Marquis and a public restroom in Central Park.
Carrie: How very George Michael of you.

Carrie: It's about the fact that I wasn't even a factor in his decision-making process.
Miranda: Totally.
Samantha: Men do this all the time. Women walk around thinking "we", and their version of "we", is "me and my dick".
Miranda: Totally!

After we made love I knew it was over. Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain, the exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable?

Carrie

Carrie: You said that you love me?
Mr Big: I do!
Carrie: Then why does it hurt so fucking much.

Sex and the City Season 2 Quotes

Me, James and his tiny penis, we're one big happy family.

Samantha

Samantha: Why are we sitting all the way up here?
Carrie: It's the only place I can smoke without Giuliani putting me away for ten years.