Sex and the City

Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 18: "Cock-a-Doodle-Do"

Samantha: I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night.
Charlotte: Trannie?
Samantha: Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.
Miranda: I don't get the appeal there?
Carrie: It's the other white meat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlotte: The only thing worse than being thiry-four and single is being thirty-four and divorced.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie: What are they doing together? What, are they friends now?
Miranda: Apparently! This is bad.
Carrie: What do you think they're talking about?
Miranda: What do you think ther're talking about?
Carrie: Their dogs?
Miranda: Yeah! Here's they're dog conversation; how's your dog? Good. How's yours? Good. Was that those two bitches who ruined our lives?
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Steve: This is what I like about New York, street traffic.
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Carrie: Well, they're over us. It's just so hilarious.
Miranda: I'm hemorrhaging inside it's so funny.
Carrie: We thought they were sitting there pinning away and they have new girl friends already.
Samantha: We're they cute?
Carrie: The point is not if they were cute, the point is, they were there.
Miranda: They were cute.
Carrie: Very cute.
Miranda: How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlotte: It's infuriating! Women sit around obsessing about what went wrong over and over again and men just say, alrighty.
Samantha: I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move on.
Carrie: Relationships?
Samantha: You know, dates.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: Well, I definitely do try to figure out what went wrong, but, I don't think I obsess.
Miranda: Oh, my God! You're Miss Obsess. Big?
Carrie: Yeah, okay, yes, Big. Big was tricky, I still don't know what happened there.
Samantha: Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: Who wants a wiener?
Transsexual: Girl, I'm trying to get rid of one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 17: "What Goes Around Comes Around"

Charlotte: I don't know what it is, I'm strangely drawn to him.
Samantha: Of course you are, you know the man can plow.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlotte: I'm married, I can't be looking at gardeners. This is insane.
Samantha: Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k a gardener?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlotte: He was so tan and muscular, and sweat ran down from his chest unto his perfectly defined stomach.
Carrie: See, you read a couple of Harlequin romances in high school and they scar you for life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robber: (points a gun in her face) Give me your bag!
Carrie: What?
Robber: Your bag.
Carrie: It's a baguette.
Robber: Let me have it.
Carrie: (thinks) I couldn't believe it? Fifteen years in New York and just when the city was getting safe, I was getting robbed.
Carrie: Is this for real?
Robber: Your watch and your ring, quick.
Carrie: Jesus!
Robber: And your Manolo Blahniks!
Carrie: What? No!
Robber: Give me your f**king Blahniks!
Carrie: (thinks) These guys weren't just after money anymore, they were after fashion.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie: I don't understand this? I get mugged and you get him? I guess that's my karma.
Miranda: Just because he said he's gonna call doesn't mean he's gonna call.
Carrie: What are you talking about? The man was smitten with you.
Miranda: He probably wants free legal advice, that's usually my karma.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: (on the phone with Miranda) Tell Detective Stevens, if he sees a woman with last years pink suede Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals, bring her in for questioning immediately.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: Maybe the universe is telling me that I should f**k that cute virgin and give him that great first time experience that I never had?
Carrie: That's not karma, that's statutory rape.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: That was awesome.
Samantha: Yes it was.
Sam: Sam.
Samantha: Yes, Sam.
Sam: I think I love you?
Samantha: Oh, honey, that wasn't love, that was sex.
 • Rating: Unrated

Miranda: I can't believe he took your shoes!
Carrie: I know, I probably got trichinosis!
Miranda: You only get that from pork.
Carrie: Oh, well, I'm sure I stepped on a piece of it somewhere.
 • Rating: Unrated

Natasha: (to Carrie) Yes, I'm sorry about it all. I'm sorry that he moved to Paris and fell in love with me. I'm sorry we ever got married. I'm sorry he cheated on me with you and I'm sorry that I pretended to ignore it for as long as I did. I'm sorry I found you in my apartment, fell down the stairs and broke my tooth. I'm very sorry that after much painful dental surgery, this tooth is still a different color than this tooth. Finally, I'm very sorry that you felt the need to come down here. Now not only have you ruined my marriage, you've ruined my lunch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 16: "Frenemies"

Miranda: He doesn't even know me , the least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me.
Carrie: Yeah! That's illegal dumping.
 • Rating: Unrated

Miranda: (to Carrie over the phone) I can't believe I'm eating a frozen dinner. I'm such a cliche.
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